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Now, it is 8 o’clock. Mr.Bean is sleeping now. He had the alarm set to wake him up at 8 so, it is going off but he doesn’t wake up. He thinks that it is so noisy so he puts the alarm into a glass of water. He had another alarm which is the tea maker, set up to blow steam on foot through the tube. He blocks it on his toe. Time passes and now it is 8:53 AM. Finally he wakes up but he is still only half awake. So he sleepswalks and he crashes into the wall, waking himself up. He puts on his slippers for the time being. He is wide awake, he opens the curtain, does his morning exercise and shaves his face. He tries to trim his nose hairs but it is too long so they become entangled in the razor. He cuts himself free with a pair of scissors. He opens the closet. He takes out his jacket and schedule in the closet and hangs schedule on the peg. He puts the jacket on the bed and hangs out the wet alarm on the line to dry. Then he realizes he had an appointment at the dentist by 9:00. But now almost 9 o’clock. He panics about being late. He must go out right now. He grabs his clothes on the chest and goes out. But he tiptoes back into his room so he can tuck his teddy bear into bed.

He makes a rush for the car, opens the door, but before he gets in, he takes a brick and gets in the car. After that he peels out and knocks down a trash can. He is changing the clothes as he drives. First, he changes into shirt and does up the buttons on his sleeves, but he doesn’t look straight ahead, so he almost runs off the road. Next, he tries to change into his pants. He uses the brick to on the gas pedal instead of his foot. He takes off his pajamas and moves into the back seat. He pulls on his pants. He can’t use his hands because he is putting on his pants so he drives with his feet instead of his hands. After he puts it on his pants, he puts on his jacket and then he gets on his socks. While he puts those on, he beeps the car horn. As he finishes getting his socks on, he goes back to the front seat. And ties his tie but he must get into his shoes so he goes around a round-about many times. As he can use his foot so he removes the brick from the gas pedal. He starts driving again. But he must brush his teeth so he holds the handle in his mouth, he clutches the brush his right hand and the toothpaste in his left hand. But it is so shaky, so he drops the toothpaste on the dashboard, so he wipes up it with the tooth brush. He is brushing the teeth as he drives. After he finishes brushing, he tries to rinse mouth but there is no water in the car so he uses the wiper water out of necessity. As he finishes rinses mouth so he spits it out. But he gets it on the lower back of a road worker. The road worker is misled into thinking that it is bird droppings. As he arrives at dentist, he tries to park but there is already a car. He wants to park there in the worst way. He moves that car with his car and park his car in the parking space. He gets out of the car and checks the meter. He meets a meter maid who looks at his pants. He notices that his pajama are sticking out of the trousers. He extracts them from the trousers and puts them in the car.

He enters the dentist office and sits in the dentist’s chair. The doctor’s assistant puts a bib on him. He is interested in the chair’s button. So while dentist turns around, he operates it as he likes it. Chair falls lower and lower. We can’t see him. Next he pushes the bottom of up. Just as the dentist turns around, he backs to the regular position. The dentist is coming back as he drinks. He hangs the x-ray on the mount. He turns on the light. He picks up the suction tube and dries Mr.bean’s mouth. The dentist puts it on the table and checks his cavity. After that he is preparing something so he is turning around again and Mr.Bean is interested in the suction tube. He takes up it and began to play with it. First he attaches it to his face, then to his tongue where it gets stuck and then uses it to clean his clothes. What is worse, he then sucks up the dentist’s tea. When the dentist turns around, he realizes that his tea is lost so he asks the assistant for another one. The dentist brings a syringe gives Mr.Bean and anesthetic injection. The doctor leaves and Mr Bean is interested in syringe too. When he has it, the dentist comes back, so Mr.Bean conceals it but dentist doesn’t notice. When dentist touches Mr.Bean’s cavity, Mr Bean winces and then gives the dentist’s leg an anesthetic injection. The doctor’s leg goes numb and he resists but falls down and knocks himself out. As the dentist is unconsciousness, Mr Bean tries to do fill his cavity himself. He looks at the x-ray to confirm his cavity’s position. He touches his teeth to count. He picks up the drill. First he confirms strength of the drill and it is so strong and he drills out his cavity. After that he puts a filling in the cavity. He thinks he is finished but this x-ray can be reversed. So he realizes that he made a mistake so he treats the other side. He also counts, drills out tooth and puts the filing. He thinks he is finished but then realizes that the x-ray can be turned upside down. He can’t find his cavity. So he drills out all his front teeth and puts in the fillings. But he puts so many filling he can’t open his mouth. Also he uses the some tools but he still cannot open his mouth. Then he can open the mouth because of the dentist surprises him by getting up behind him, surprising him so Mr.Bean can open the mouth. And he goes to his home.

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